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Boris and Natasha can attest to that. Those are the names my wife and I created for our fake accounts when we Phoenix online dating married tired of relying on our single friends leaving their cellphones on the table when they went to the bathroom for our fun.

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Natasha is a marriev, vaguely Nordic-looking woman, who appears early in the Google Image results when you search "blonde professional Any girl into old fashion underwear. Boris looks like me with sunglasses, because Boris and I are very lazy dtaing. Tinder travels fantastically. You can start scrolling through the locals as soon as your plane touches down.

Before you're done taxiing, you'll have a cursory knowledge of who lives in the city you're visiting. Phoenix online dating married there's a better way to get a feel for the local populace, I haven't found it.

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Shouldn't we married types get to cop a feel too? As the Bernie Sanders campaign will tell you, it's important to maintain a healthy connection with the young.

Online dating is a seismic cultural phenomenon. Who wants to miss out on a phenomenon?

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We know Phoenix online dating married we're doing it for fun, and hopefully the friends that we see on it are also doing it for a joke. Boris and Natasha certainly know how online hookups work now, even though they've never consummated any themselves. Phoenix online dating married not for lack of offers. My wife marroed I tend to get competitive on most fronts, and Boris and Natasha have become another outlet to try and one-up each other. Boris manages to hold his own just enough to give his creator a virtual polyamoristic ego boost every now and again.

While it wasn't our impetus for signing up, the potential for Tinder to arouse cannot be overlooked.

Inevitably, there is already a name for pleasuring yourself while Tindering -- an act daitng would seem to rival the old "pat your head and rub your belly" test of manual dexterity. The cuckolding fetish community, one imagines, could also find Phoemix utility from Tinder. Now the compulsion to see your spouse engage sexually with another person can be acted out on your phone screen. So too for the scorned spouses of the world. Rebuilding after infidelity can be Phoenix online dating married of most trying obstacles for a marriage, and the desire to "get even" can be difficult to Phoenix online dating married.

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Obviously there's nothing the least bit wrong with having a virtual outlet for feelings of betrayal, even if it's ultimately a panacea for much deeper issues. Fortunately, neither Boris nor Natasha has used Tinder as a vehicle for marital vengeance.

But that's only because Natasha hasn't walked in on Boris Tinderbating yet. Of all the reasons, this one may most Phoenix online dating married summarize why married couples use Tinder. Sure, Tinder was created for single people. But then again, Facebook was created for misogynistic Harvard bros and vibrators were created to cure hysteria. These things evolve. So my wife and I will continue to reap the myriad benefits Tinder offers to married folks.

And if you see Boris or Natasha in your local meat market, feel free to swipe right and give us a much-appreciated ego boost. Especially Boris.

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